Show Notes

Today on the K100 Morning Show:

Beau begins "Freezin' For Food." Please drop by non-perishable food items to Ron Elbe Auto Sales on East Jackson Street in Macomb. That's where Beau will stay until he raises 6,611 pounds of food. We'll then deliver that food to area food pantries.

Harry has a big weekend at the box office.

We'll reveal who Maxim Magazine has listed among the "25 Greatest Short Dudes of All Time."

In Hollyweird News: Russell pleads guilty, the next Bachelor is revealed, and Paris is a single girl again.

Plus: the Crimefighter Notebook Story of the Day, Larry A's Lame Laugh of the Day, and This Date in History.

Click HERE for notes from previous shows.

Letter from Chris

Eighteen years. That's a long time to do any one thing. I've had the fortune of spending a majority of the past 18 years doing something I've wanted to do since I was 8 years old: be on the radio. The past ten of those years I have had the wonderful experience of working at K100 with some of the most dedicated and professional radio people I have ever known. The last three and a half years I've had a blast waking up early to host the K100 Morning Show. For me, those early wake ups are about to be a thing of the past.

I have accepted a position at Western Illinois University. While this new career will take me away from the profession I have enjoyed for the past eighteen years, it will not take me away from radio entirely. It is my plan to continue to bring you Macomb High Football play-by-play next year. This winter, I will broadcast a handful of Macomb High girls and boys basketball games. My new career at Western marks the beginning of radio as a hobby.

The management here at the station has been very understanding of my desire to spend more time with my family. Rachel, Brady & Kellan have sacrificed many things in order for me to do what I have spent the last few years doing. They have sacrificed seeing me in the morning. That have sacrificed some level of privacy as many things said and done in the Smith household become a topic of discussion on the K100 Morning Show. I am thankful to have such a caring, loving and understanding family. Accepting this new position will allow my wife and me to continue to raise our boys here in Macomb. We couldn't imagine a better place to raise a family!

My thanks are also extended those that have invited me into their home, their car, and their life each and every day. And I also wish to give a big "thank you" to the staff of RadioMacomb for putting up with me and for doing the amazing job they do each and every day. I also want to thank the management for allowing me to continue at RadioMacomb in the limited roles I have expressed a desire to continue in.

Finally, thanks to God for the amazing gifts He has given me including the gift of the time I've had here at K100 and the wonderful people it has allowed me to cross paths with.

It sure has been a blast!

Chris Smith

Sign the Guestbook

Chris' final show will be November 23rd. Between now and then, we would love to hear your favorite memories of the past two and a half years during the K100 Morning Show with Chris & Beau. Just sign the guestbook below and help us plan our ginormous Best Of Chris & Beau show on the 23rd.

Cool links

Previous links from this section are listed on our links page.

Men who look like Kenny Rogers
No explanation necessary. Click HERE.

Jowlers Wanted
Here's a website that features fun pictures created when the subject shakes their head really fast, while the pic is taken. Why do some people in the world have too much time on their hands?

All I want for Christmas is some owl puke!
Looking for the perfect gift for the kid who has everything? Betcha they don't have "Owl Puke!"

Dating for farmers only!
An Ohio man may have the answer for your dating needs. His online dating service, Farmersonly.com, has profiles of more than 1,800 people from around the nation, from nature lovers to farmers too busy working sunrise to sunset, year-round, to find love the old-fashioned way.

Cooking with Beau

Coffee Cake Muffins

� C. packed brown sugar
� C. chopped pecans
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1� C. all-purpose flour
� C. sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
� teaspoon baking soda
� teaspoon salt
1 egg
� C. milk
1/3 C. vegetable oil

GLAZE:
� C. confectioner's sugar
1 tablespoon milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Combine the brown sugar, pecans and cinnamon; set aside. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda & salt. In another bowl, beat the egg, milk & oil; stir into dry ingredients just until moistened. Spoon 1 tablespoon of batter into paper-lined muffin cups. Top each with 1 teaspoon nut mixture and about 2 tablespoons batter. Sprinkle with the remaining nut mixture.

Bake at 400� for 22-24 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool for 5 minutes before removing from pan to a wire rack. Combine glaze incredients; spoon over muffins.

GRADES:
Pastor Wally: B+
Andrew (from The Old Dairy): B+
Joe (from The Old Dairy): B+
Chris: B+

New Highlights

Eggs really do blow up in the microwave
After a failed attempt to blow up an egg in the microwave, Chris & Beau were starting to doubt whether or not an egg would or could really explode by being heated in a microwave. Perserverance pays off as this audio clip proves.

K100 Morning Show Science Fair
We're not even sure how they got on the topic, but listener Dan decided to help out the guys by volunteering an old TV and his fastball in an attempt to shatter the TV. As Beau predicted, the results, while funny, proved to be unsuccessful.

Click HERE for more show highlights.

Fun stuff

Boo!
Here's some of thepractical joke fun you can have on Halloween. This video clip comes to us from ABC's America's Funniest Home Videos.

Murphy's Law in full effect
Yeah. Things go badly for this lady. But they get worse and her embarrassment caused the poor cameraguy some pain, too.

It's fun to pull pranks on nice people
If you're a scarecrow, you want to be really, really good at scaring, well, crows. This scarecrow was even better at scaring people.

In a bid to win $3-million...
We had a story about a professor who's got a bounty for $1,000,000 for photographic evidence which leads to the capture of a live Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman, or Bigfoot. Heck, we figured a photo of all three was worth $3-mil, right?!?

Black & Gus on the loose
Even veteran broadcasters make mistakes. Here's a funny video of a newscaster and his struggles with cattle. Specifically, he's not too sure whether this cow is Black or Gus.

Baby picture exclusive!!
Wow! What a coup! We landed photos of Britney's newborn baby boy. Check out this photo of what's reported to be Sean Preston Spears-Federline. Wow! He looks just like dad!

Is Mullet Beau the Rawkers long lost son?
Listener Maureen suggested that Beau's mullet costume looks suspiciously similar to the dude in the Rawker videos. Chris made this photo comparison. Is he related? You decide.

He just had to know...
After Chris got some reassurance from his wife, Rachel, that she's not a murderer, she decided to help eliminate any future doubt by coming up with the Top 10 Ways to Tell If Your Spouse Has Killed Someone Without Having To Ask.

Sometimes it's better to not have friends
Especially if your friends do things like this with an airhorn. (We especially love how he screams!)

A wedding lacking real "bite"
Someone emailed us this funny video of what must be an Arkansas wedding. Judge for yourself.

Could it be Beau's mom on TV?
Maybe Beau comes by his poor cooking honestly. Check out this clip of a cooking segment gone horribly wrong. (And amazingly, more wrong than any edition of Cooking With Beau.)

Funny practical joke
So a bunch of guys coming home from a bachelor party decide to pull one more prank. Watch what they do to one of their sleeping friends.

K100 Morning Show member makes like the fifth little piggie
This video is actually Chris as a two-year-old. The video was taken in a wooded area of Henderson County where Chris had nature call. Assistance to young Chris was provided by his father.

Maybe this is how it went:
Here's one cartoonists rendition of how Tom's proposal to Katie might have gone atop the Eiffel Tower.

Every man should know how to...
We recently took your calls asking What things should every man know how to do? You came through with a bunch of great answers!

What every woman should know ...
Of course, turnabout is fair play. Here's your list of what "Every woman should know how to _________"

Kid does Napoleon Dynamite impersonation on ESPN
During the National Spelling Bee, Dominic Errazo broke into a Napoleon Dynamite impersonation asking "Do the chickens have large talons?" on live TV.

How much did they have to pay this guy?
We're amazed at how far Japanese jetpack technology has leaped forward recently.

So this is how he does it!
We were always curious how Dusty did his thing in preparing the Cubs for battle. Here's how.

This poor guy
We feel bad for this guy ... really! But we can't stop watching the video of his botched sportscast. This comes from a Ball State University student TV station. Despite the fact the sportscaster, Brian Collins, has been thrust into the limelight, he hasn't talked with the media about his broadcasting troubles. Trust us ... we've had broadcasts every bit as bad as this!

Pump prices are high! Hopefully, these laughs help take out some sting

A royal wedding photo for you
Because we're on the Royals mailing list, we thought we'd share Prince Charles and Camilla's engagement picture.

Think you can fly a helicopter?
Click here to see how you can do.

Check out this horse
This horse thinks he's a human... and its owners might be a few bricks shy.

White guys shouldn't tape themselves dancing
This is the reason why.

Are guys dumb ... or resourseful?
Click here to see how blurry that line can be.

This would turn some heads!
Wouldn't these be fun to have!

Chris & Beau may have found a new career
Always on the lookout for a move up the career ladder, Chris & Beau may have found their new calling after finding this training video. Beau's cooking prowse may come in handy!

This guy ain't from around here
Whenever we're having a bad day, we just click this and all magically seems to get better.

Talented animal!
This dog has more talent than Chris & Beau combined.

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