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Top 10 Ways To Tell Your Spouse Has Killed Someone Without Having To Ask:

10) Prefers to garden at night.
9) You have a large number of raccoons, squirrels and rodents that need to be shot.
8) Your Christmas presents are hidden in the truck ... so you aren't allowed to look in there to find out what the 'thump, thump' noise is.
7) Spouse's Christmas list includes: rope, duct tape, large garbage bags, shovel, ...
6) The following people mysteriously showed up on your wedding guest list: John Gotti, Vito, Fat Tony, and someone that goes by the name 'Tiny.'
5) Neighbors describe your family as: quiet, they stay to themselves
4) Has the most helpful hints for removing blood stains from clothing
3) Takes notes while watching CSI.
2) All the steak knives in the house are missing
1) All your dates were murder mystery dinners.