How about taking your Prom date in a tractor BUCKET!
A high schol student in Vermont had a bird's-eye view of the her senior prom when she arrived with her date in a farm tractor. The girl posed for photos as her date raised the bucket.

Because he CAN ... this man drinks through his NOSE
A man can drink through his nose. In fact the dude regularly drinks through his schnozz instead of his mouth. He says it only takes seconds for him to "drink" a full glass of orange juice.

Unique game of Memory to help pass time at work
Can you pair up the animals for Noah's ark before the flood comes? Chris has yet to win a single round of this game!

Would You Buy A House From A Bikini Wearing Real Estate Agent?
Wendy Heath has made a name for herself in the competitive Long Beach, California housing industry.  She did so by posing in a bikini for a billboard advertisement.

Runaway bride is an action figure!
For the doll collector on your shopping list, try the Runaway Bride Action Figure! Comes complete with Towel, Vegas Baby shirt and jogging pants.

Have you checked your credit report?
Chris & Beau were talking about checking your credit report to help prevent your identity from being stolen. Go HERE to check your credit. It's free!

Hungry? This should help
Chris & Beau know high culture when they see it. That's why they recommend the Museum of Food Anomalies. Bon Apetit!

Fun with the Runaway Bride
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. But we're glad they do, because some of these Ebay auctions are just hilarious. Like the Runaway Bride running shoes, or the Runaway Bride Wedding Kits. You'll be the envy of your block if you win the auction for the Runaway Bride t-shirt or our absolute favorite: the person who found the Runaway Bride on their toast.

The Revenge CD
Ever have noisy neighbors? Wanna get back at them? Try the Revenge CD.

For Administrative Assistants Day
Take this fun typing test. Beau's best score: 69 WPM. Chris' best score: 70 WPM.

Thumbs up!
More body parts found in fast food, but this one's not a hoax! Check out this photo of a slice of skin from an Arby's manager's thumb.

Unemployment numbers are up at least one
Here's what not to say at an office party.

Maybe it's a family name
Check out the name on this newborn baby.

Talking Soda Pop
Beau ran across an article touting the website SaveSurge.org. It spurred numerous phone calls and emails about various sodas from days gone by. Check out Soda Pop Stop in California.

Another JibJab is out
Here's the latest JibJab online animation. It's just in time for Passover.

Tonight on Fox: When Track Practice Attacks
At track practice in Washington state, a high school senior was impaled by a javelin and a junior high shot putter got clunked in the head with a shot at the same practice. Read more here.

At least you aren't this bad at your job
A British firm has been fired and will not be paid until it straightens out some ?not-so-straight? yellow street lines. Check out the story HERE.

Beware of hamsters
As a public service, Chris & Beau have this link to the When Hamsters Attack website. We especially like the ways to avoid hamster attacks.


Convert Websites for hours of fun!
For hours and hours of fun, try the The Dialectizer. Just type in the URL of a website, choose a dialect, and voila! That website is displayed in that dialect. (We've been told it is especially fun to do on government websites.)

Star Wars fans have big hearts
Yeah... so a lot of us chuckle and make fun of the Star Wars fanatics that spend weeks waiting in line so they can be among the first to see the latest Star Wars episode. The fact is a bunch of them have banded together to make their line-waiting a charitable event. They are raising money for the Starlight Starbright Children's Foundation that tries to help brighten the lives of seriously ill children and their families.

Pat Buchanan gets salad dressing to go with his speech
Conservative Politician Pat Buchanan spoke at Western Michigan University last night, but was attacked by a man with salad dressing.


Interactive zip code page
Someone had too much time on their hands... check out this zip code webpage.

Daffy and the parachute jump
Chris has tried this and it is cute. It can be very tricky to get Daffy to land on the pad, though. This is harder than it looks. You have to gauge the wind, when to jump and when to open the chute. Chris' top score is 700.

Another amazing basketball shot caught on video
A Minnesota high school player makes a shot from flat on his back to send the game into a second overtime where his team goes on to win the Minnesota 4A title.


Easter bunny rap
Neither Chris or Beau are big e-card fans, but we both love this one.

Hiccup 101-- how to kill them
Check out this cute animation.

Proof your kids aren't as messed up as you think
A man in Texas who said LASIK surgery was too expensive to correct his eye sight had the bridge of his glasses permanently pierced into his nose.

Think you're smart?
This site will change that. Here are things other people accomplished? when they were your age.

How close are you to Kevin Bacon?
Remember the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, whereby people have to link any given actor to him by no more than six steps. Now you can play online.

Test your 80s knowledge
Spend some time filling out this quiz on 80s lyrics and see how you do.

Hot Dog For Hire
A lot of people are auctioning off advertising space... on their pregnant belly, on their forhead, and now on their weiner dog!

We're not sure if this is funny ... or scary
Check out this HIStory of Michael Jackson's face.

When will you become a millionare?
Fill out this form and find out how old you'll be when you finally become a millionare.

A world of gadgets
Over the years, life has gotten a lot easier and more entertaining thanks to gadgets. Mobile PC magazine has come up with a list of the 100 greatest gadgets of all time.

Kaleidoscope
It's just like when you were a kid, only with a computer. Check out this kaleidoscope which can be controlled by moving your mouse.

Are you a friend of Paris Hilton?
If so, your contact information may be plastered all over the Internet. Now you can get this new T-shirt. That's hot!

How popular is your name?
Find out how popular your first name has been over the past 100 years, just click here and enter your first name.

Here's a sensible site
How much do you know about your senses? Take this quiz and find out.

Wanna know how long you got?
Answer some lifestyle and health questions to see how long you can expect to live

As they say, "Drive for show, putt for dough."
Can't wait for it to warm up so you can hit the links... at least you can practice your putting.

Good fun on a snowy day
Why not have a snowball fight. (Note: Click one of your red players. Hold the click for more power. Release your mouse button to fire a snowball.)

Play penguin breakout
Kill some time at work, just try not to kill any penguins with this fun game.

College player makes 87-foot shot for win
Jordan Snipes has become rather famous for hitting a game-winning floor-length shot in a college game on Monday (1/31/05). Amazingly, he hit the same shot during a live sportscast. Read the story.

Strange trick on your eyes
Here's a funky optical illusion. Beau spent hours staring and drooling. We think he's okay.


M&Ms for Valentine's Day
Impress your valentine with customized M&Ms.

Groundhog Day
Here's Phil's official website.
Watch the festivities from the comfort of your own computer


NBA player gets paid to do this to his hair:
Richard Hamilton got paid by Goodyear to style his hair in the pattern of the company's new Assurance TripleTred tires.



The Star Salary Calculator Website
Just how does your purchasing power rank next to top movies stars like Julia Roberts and Tom Cruise? Check out the movie star calculator to find out.

Bubblewrap Appreciation Day!
Jan. 26th is the day we celebrate the joy that Bubble Wrap brings to our lives. Check out these virtual bubblewrap Websites:
http://www.snapbubbles.com/
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/virtual_bubble_wrap.htm
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow-insane.shtml
http://www.snapbubbles.com/index2.htm


Skimpy prom dress upsets parents
There's a new prom dress that has dads of teeage girls everywhere up in arms.

Video tributes to Johnny Carson
MSNBC has a page of video tributes to the King of Late Night Television.

Dog has litter of 25 pups!
See the slideshow.

New Jib Jab!
Just in time for the inauguration, there's a new Jib Jab animation.

Toilet-Trained Elephant Shows Off His Potty Skills
After having taught Thailand's elephants to paint, dance and play musical instruments? Thai handlers are now toilet-training the mammals.

Which is it? Pop or Soda?
The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy is getting cleared up by someone using the World Wide Web to gather and process data from across English-speaking North America.This person has plotted the regional variations in the use of the terms "Pop" and "Soda" to describe carbonated soft drinks.

Wow! Loot!
In the crowded field of online retailing, woot.com does it very differently. It sells just one item each weekday, starting at midnight local time in suburban Dallas, where the company is based, until it sells out. (Woot is short for "Wow! Loot!"). The site doesn't tell its shoppers how many watches, laptops or hot-tub phones it has. It just sells what it has in stock, and when the item is gone, sometimes within hours, that's it - there are no rain checks, nothing else to buy. Shoppers have to wait until midnight for the next offering.

Less of the Lohans
Did Lindsay get smaller? See the before and after and make your own decision.

Illinois road conditions
Bookmark this link to get the latest road conditions: Illinois Department of Transportation. Or call the District 14 road condition line: 833-4613.

Wackiest Police Calls Of 2004
Enjoy this list of 9-1-1 calls placed to cops in Lodi, CA.

From our friends in Greenland
Check out this Advent calendar.

Check out Barney, the White House Dog
It's White House Christmas Video time, and President Bush's Scottish terrier Barney is again the star. The movie, called "Where in the White House is Miss Beazley?" has the first pooch scouring the mansion for the puppy the Prez gave the First Lady for her birthday last month.

Track Santa's Christmas Eve Progress
NORAD has gone high-tech! You can track Santa's round-the-world trip online at NORAD's Santa Tracking Website.

Jib Jab for the holidays
Jib Jab is back at it, this time with a Christmas Movie.

Here's a cute one for the holidays
Click HERE for a nice holiday musical interlude.

Choose the penny...
Can you find the right one? Test yourself!

Download a 12 sided calendar
It's like oragami for idiots. Just print out this calendar and fold it up.

Nicolette Sheridan says she's never had plastic surgery?
Judge for yourself HERE from AwfulPlasticSurgery.com

Flip switches and drive people insane!
DriveMeInsane.com-- a website located in Texas. Experience a deranged social environment. Spy on strange, moderately interesting people from around the world. And turn on their lights. And yes, it's all real. Click HERE.

How about this prank!
Yale University students pulled off a very impressive prank.

Have a shocking good time with your friends
Just in time for the holidays, it's Shock Tank! Chris & Beau wanna play!

The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese is old news.
Now we've got the Jesus fish stick. Of course it's available to the highest bidder.

Kill a little time at work while testing your U.S. Geography knowledge
Follow this link to test your knowledge of the U.S. states by dragging and dropping them into the proper spot.

Don't Let Lawyers Sue The Stuffing Out Of You This Thanksgiving
Print out the Thanksgiving Guest Liability and Indemnification Form and protect yourself with this tongue-in-cheek legal agreement.

Go at it just like the Hollywood couple!
Play the Paparazzi Punch-Out!! With Cameron And Justin!

Check out that Christmas toy!
The top 10 worst toys this holiday season are here. toy industry also offers an online toy safety news at www.toyhotline.org. Official safety recalls of toys are listed at www.recalls.gov.

New reality show we think is funny:
It's a show called "Faking A Movie" and it's on AMC. We don't generally like reality TV shows anymore, but this one is different and off the beaten path. It might be the best since The Joe Schmo Show.

Send a soldier a care package
Want to send a care package to any soldier in harm's way, but have no idea of what to send, who to send it to, or how to send it? AnySoldier.com can help.

Here's a way you can help out the troops during the holidays.
Send this group a calling card for distribution to overseas troops. This is an effort organized by the VFW.

Wanna move to Canada with Bush in for a second term? Here's the info you need Michael Moore:
Canada's immigration website explains the process for making a dash for the northern border, which can take a year or more. Marrying a Canadian can make it faster.

Here's some more of those demotivational posters:
Below, we have a few of the Cubs demotivational posters. Here's despair.com. They have a ton of hilarious posters.

How would you like to share your name with someone famous?
Adam Levine shares the same name as Maroon 5's singer and guitarist. He doesn't think it's cool, at all. In fact, he's got a website where he posted the misdirected fan phone messages he's received.

Are their 15 minutes... er, years of fame over yet?
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen's 15 years are not yet up. They're starting a new online fanclub!

You like numbers?
Okay, they're not election numbers, but here are a bunch of interesting but uselessnumbers from population to food to energy.

JibJab part deux
Just in case you have been living in a cave somewhere and haven't seen the latest animation from JibJab, here it is.

Another fun election animation
This one's done to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Here's a wedding horror story
Here's the story of a bride that ran out on her brand new husband at the reception!!

Can you get sued for handing out candy?
If fast food restaurants can get sued for making people fat, are you next? To ward off these potential lawsuits, the Center for Consumer Freedom is offering a tongue-in-check "Halloween Trick-or-Treat Liability and Indemnification Agreement."

Halloween time!
Check out scary stuff around Macomb at hauntedmacomb.com.

Britney Spears Striptease
Okay... while we don't want this page to be filled with smut, we did think this was worth of a look. Complete several mazes and you'll get to see Britney Spears strip! No kids, please!

Lunar eclipse
October 27th, we experienced a lunar eclipse. Click here find out why (if we could have seen it) the moon would have looked red.

Cardinal fans may not like it...
You don't have to be a Red Sox fan, just a baseball fan, to appreciate this online ad from Nike.